May 2012
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Peeta Mellark is like created for me i swear
i mean he’s fucking adorable and he bakes and paints, what more can i ask for?
jk he’s not real
peeta: WHO DIED IS IN THE SKY
peeta: AS WE'RE LAYING SIDE BY SIDE
katniss: no
peeta: PANEM SYMBOL FLASHES BYY
peeta: ANOTHER SLEEPLESS NIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHHHHT
katniss: peeta, stop
peeta: WE FOUND LOVE IN THE HUNGER GAMES
peeta: WE FOUND LOVE IN THE HUNGER GAMES
peeta: WE FOUND KATNISS IN A TREE
katniss: what
peeta: WE FOUND MEEE IN THE BAKEERRYYYY
katniss: oh
peeta: WE FOUND RUE WITH A SPEAR IN HER SIDE
peeta: WE FOUND GALE DERPING IN THE COAL MINES
katniss: howd you-
peeta: WE FOUND HAYMITCH LOOKING FOR BEER
peeta: AND THEN YOU WENT DEAF IN ONE EAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
katniss: i cant
Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: You don't get raped.
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